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The tree at work is finally up.
During set-up, a debate started about the correct lyrics for "The Twelve Days of Christmas". I finally went to the Internet, printed off the lyrics from a Hallmark site, and gave them to the person who was asking the question.
Ted the All-Knowing (not knowing I'd done this) suggested the questioner go to "Ask Jeeves." She replied, "Dusti got this off Hallmark."
"Are you *sure* she's right?"
(....don't kill the coworker...don't kill the coworker...)
To pacify him, she went to Ask Jeeves.
Voila..I was right.
Go me.

Date: 2001-12-11 11:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brenda927.livejournal.com
So Jeeves is better then Halmark?
what the F is up with that

at least it proved you right!

just keep repeating it don't kill the co-worker (for at least 7 years after you quit, then no one will suspect you)...

Bahahahahaha!

Date: 2001-12-11 12:19 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] elionwyr.livejournal.com
Thanks for the laugh! :)

I used to threaten him by saying I was going to bring in a basket full of rocks and throw them at him.

He never took me seriously. :/

Re: Bahahahahaha!

Date: 2001-12-11 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brenda927.livejournal.com
HEHE
i threw huershy kisses at a guy in my office, we have a mini-war (all in fun, not the mean mini-wars) happening

he tries to scare the life outta me and I return the favor speaking of which i have to get him back big time for last week's scre the life outta me episode!

bring the rocks in a basket to work , see his reaction!!!

Re: Bahahahahaha!

Date: 2001-12-12 07:45 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] elionwyr.livejournal.com
(snicker!)

I have two coworkers that I have fun-wars with.
One I like to scare sometimes by sneaking up behind her and throwing..I have a bunch of Halloween-themed hand squeezy ball stress reliever things..I'll hit the back of her chair with them. >:)

The other I just do the typical shooting-rubberbands-hitting-the-ceiling-and-ricocheting-them-into-her-cubicle deal. (She's pretty funny.."Hey! It must be almost time for you to go!" me: "Why?" her: "That's when you start shooting things at me!")

We had to go to a sexual harassment class - ya know, to learn how to do it properly - and before the class, I goosed her...so she ran over and flashed me.

Sure does make the office more interesting..!

Re: Bahahahahaha!

Date: 2001-12-12 09:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brenda927.livejournal.com
HEHEHE!
fun wars are the best :)

at my internship my "boss" and I would download funny things (fart noises and chris farly saying things like "you'll never amount to JACK SQUAT!") and call people at the office we knew and held the phone up to the comp speakers

it made life more fun!

I have plans to get a punch of push pins and stick them all (poky side down) in the guys chair

annoying to pick out :) hehehe

Re: Bahahahahaha!

Date: 2001-12-13 09:07 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] elionwyr.livejournal.com
I love the sound idea!

Muehehehehe..my coworkers may come to "hate" you. :)

Re: Bahahahahaha!

Date: 2001-12-13 11:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brenda927.livejournal.com
he like his push-pinned chair this morning

tonight if he leaves before I
rubber bands :)

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