this morning
Mar. 4th, 2002 08:20 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elionwyrMe: C'mon...we're almost at work..
My Stomach: Too bad. We're evacuating NOW.
Me: Please please please...if we get off the bus now, we'll be a half hour late to work waiting for the next bus.
My Stomach: And this is my problem because..?
Me: Wait. Please wait. C'mon...please?
My Stomach: You have one minute.
Me: But..see? We just pulled into the complex..we're almost there..I'll go straight to the bathroom, I swear!
My Stomach: Not good enough. Stop this bus NOW.
And this, gentle readers, is how I ended up dry heaving by the side of the road this morning.
*sigh*
Mind you, if one *has* to vomit, a stomach full of phlegm is pretty high on the "not sucking too bad" list, but...MAN, does this cold thing SUCK!!!
My Stomach: Too bad. We're evacuating NOW.
Me: Please please please...if we get off the bus now, we'll be a half hour late to work waiting for the next bus.
My Stomach: And this is my problem because..?
Me: Wait. Please wait. C'mon...please?
My Stomach: You have one minute.
Me: But..see? We just pulled into the complex..we're almost there..I'll go straight to the bathroom, I swear!
My Stomach: Not good enough. Stop this bus NOW.
And this, gentle readers, is how I ended up dry heaving by the side of the road this morning.
*sigh*
Mind you, if one *has* to vomit, a stomach full of phlegm is pretty high on the "not sucking too bad" list, but...MAN, does this cold thing SUCK!!!
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Date: 2002-03-04 05:57 am (UTC)~hugz~
Thankee!
Date: 2002-03-04 06:54 am (UTC)*oi*
ugh
Date: 2002-03-04 06:56 am (UTC)Hehehehe
Date: 2002-03-04 06:57 am (UTC)bribery
Date: 2002-03-04 07:01 am (UTC)it's not illeagal to bribe yourself is it?