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Subject: Note from Pinky Girdlefanny

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...


Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a=poopsie n=zippy
b=lumpy o=goober
c=buttercup p=doofus
d=gidget q=slimy
e=crusty r=loopy
f=greasy s=snotty
g=fluffy t=tulefel
h=cheeseball u=dorkey
i=chim-chim v=squeezit
j=stinky w=oprah
k=flunky x=skipper
l=booger y=dinky
m=pinky z=zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a=diaper n=rhino
b=toilet o=bubble
c=giggle p=hamster
d=burger q=toad
e=girdle r=gizzard
f=barf s=pizza
g=lizard t=gerbil
h=waffle u=chicken
i=cootie v=pickle
j=monkey w=chuckle
k=potty x=tofu
l=liver y=gorilla
m=banana z=stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a=head n=chunks
b=mouth o=hiney
c=face p=biscuits
d=nose q=toes
e=tush r=buns
f=breath s=fanny
g=pants t=sniffer
h=shorts u=sprinkles
i=lips v=kisser
j=honker w=squirt
k=butt x=humperdinck
l=brain y=brains
m=tushie z=juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Gober Chickenshorts.
Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.

Now when you FORWARD THIS... use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!

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