stupid visitor issue
Feb. 18th, 2002 12:01 amOne of least favorite stupid visitor issue is that of the visitor who knocks on the glass of a cage because they want the animal inside the cage to move.
Like THEY would like it if they were woken up randomly because someone wanted to see them move.
I find that I really hope telemarketers call them.
All the time.
Especially at 2AM.
We used to have signs up saying, "Please do not touch the glass."
The stupid visitors picked the signs off the glass.
So I have a new idea.
I think this would work better than the mommy look (which I've gotten pretty good at), signs (which get taken down), or even running outside to say, "Please don't knock on the glass."
I'm just going to start throwing dead mice at them.
We get them for free.
And I think it would make a lasting impression.
Especially if I don't thaw them first.
I'm gonna suggest it tomorrow and see if I can get Jacquie to agree to it.
(nod nod nod)
Brilliance, I tell you.
Sheer brilliance.
Like THEY would like it if they were woken up randomly because someone wanted to see them move.
I find that I really hope telemarketers call them.
All the time.
Especially at 2AM.
We used to have signs up saying, "Please do not touch the glass."
The stupid visitors picked the signs off the glass.
So I have a new idea.
I think this would work better than the mommy look (which I've gotten pretty good at), signs (which get taken down), or even running outside to say, "Please don't knock on the glass."
I'm just going to start throwing dead mice at them.
We get them for free.
And I think it would make a lasting impression.
Especially if I don't thaw them first.
I'm gonna suggest it tomorrow and see if I can get Jacquie to agree to it.
(nod nod nod)
Brilliance, I tell you.
Sheer brilliance.
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Date: 2002-02-18 04:26 am (UTC)good idea
I hope you can do just that
I think that would keep people from knocking on the glass