a living will I fully endorse (tweaked juuuust a little)

[elionwyr]

I, __________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

Glass of wine
Chocolate
Margarita
Sex
Coffee
Steak
Sex
Mexican food
Chocolate
French fries
Chocolate
Sex
Ice cream
Cup of tea
Chocolate
Coffee
Sex

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!

Comments

RE: a living will I fully endorse (tweaked juuuust a little)

[gemmaadottcom.livejournal.com]

I will most definitely second that.
Let the good times roll!

[neoclue.livejournal.com]

Hmmm I think these need to be weighted, and is this reverse order?

[crystalsage.livejournal.com]

I dunno...chocolate and a glass of wine are certainly at the top of my list. I"d think YOu would move Ice cream higher up the list though. ;)

[neoclue.livejournal.com]

Overall it sounds like a really fun day.

[elionwyr.livejournal.com]

Not if you consider that the last few things would be the last gasp requests!

(mmmmmmm, cafe mocha and sex)