Life is good.
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elionwyr(Even if I *am* apparently a rabid bat with a borderline personality.)
A coworker brought in the most awesome homemade chocolate chip cookies..yummm...and I get to work in the Live Animal Center every Sunday in December! Which means more snuggle time with our caracal, Osiris! (http://www.acnatsci.org/exhibits/cats/exhibit.html)
Of course, he's an adult now, so it's more daunting to have a 40lb cat curl up in your lap than it was when he was a kitten.
I recieved a membership application in the mail this week for the NRA. My beloved found this very funny, and took it into work to show my boss..which inspired these emails..
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Dear Mrs. Poole,
We regret to inform you that because of recent developments we can no longer
accept your participation as a part-time manager in the LAC.
If at a future time you would like to relinquish your NRA membership we
would gladly reevaluate your position.
Sincerely:
PETA card holding LAC staff
Jacqueline Genovesi
Director, Living Exhibits
Academy of Natural Sciences
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Hey!
It's my constitutional right to be a gun-wielding
maniac if I so desire!
I'll sue!
- Dusti
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Sure that's what all the gun-wielding maniacs say. And then one day your cleaning the bird room and duckie gets the gun and goes postal on all the mammals and baby crow. Of course you'll say something like..."it was locked in the closet where it couldn't be reached ...I never thought....she was always a quiet child...oh god....what did I do"
I'm just trying to prevent a tragedy.
Jac
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..This may only be funny to me, but I still thought I'd share.
A coworker brought in the most awesome homemade chocolate chip cookies..yummm...and I get to work in the Live Animal Center every Sunday in December! Which means more snuggle time with our caracal, Osiris! (http://www.acnatsci.org/exhibits/cats/exhibit.html)
Of course, he's an adult now, so it's more daunting to have a 40lb cat curl up in your lap than it was when he was a kitten.
I recieved a membership application in the mail this week for the NRA. My beloved found this very funny, and took it into work to show my boss..which inspired these emails..
**
Dear Mrs. Poole,
We regret to inform you that because of recent developments we can no longer
accept your participation as a part-time manager in the LAC.
If at a future time you would like to relinquish your NRA membership we
would gladly reevaluate your position.
Sincerely:
PETA card holding LAC staff
Jacqueline Genovesi
Director, Living Exhibits
Academy of Natural Sciences
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hey!
It's my constitutional right to be a gun-wielding
maniac if I so desire!
I'll sue!
- Dusti
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sure that's what all the gun-wielding maniacs say. And then one day your cleaning the bird room and duckie gets the gun and goes postal on all the mammals and baby crow. Of course you'll say something like..."it was locked in the closet where it couldn't be reached ...I never thought....she was always a quiet child...oh god....what did I do"
I'm just trying to prevent a tragedy.
Jac
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..This may only be funny to me, but I still thought I'd share.
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Date: 2009-09-28 02:16 am (UTC);-)
...hi. And this entry made me smile.