Stupid Things Haunted House Visitors Say
Nov. 29th, 2001 03:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
elionwyr* "Is it scary?"
* "Is it REALLY scary?"
* "Can I hit the monsters?"
* "How much is it?... Can I go in for free?"
After they pay...
* "Why do you have to go scarin' me like that?"
* "They're all dead in here, and I'm gonna be dead too!"
* "OH MY GOD AAAAAAAUGH HE'P ME JESUS AAAAAAAAUGH...wait,
I lost my shoe, can we stop for a minute?"
(All of these have been heard by yours truly. Amazing, ain't it?)
* "Is it REALLY scary?"
* "Can I hit the monsters?"
* "How much is it?... Can I go in for free?"
After they pay...
* "Why do you have to go scarin' me like that?"
* "They're all dead in here, and I'm gonna be dead too!"
* "OH MY GOD AAAAAAAUGH HE'P ME JESUS AAAAAAAAUGH...wait,
I lost my shoe, can we stop for a minute?"
(All of these have been heard by yours truly. Amazing, ain't it?)
