My version of the world is a lot more interesting than what's actually there.

[elionwyr]

I see an email title that *should* say "The Essential Black Paint Sale."
(Actual title? "The Essential Black Pant Sale.")

I see a license plate that I swear says "MONSTER."
(Reality? "Minister.")

And I pay particular attention to a woman wearing an orange tank top with black cats on it...until it turns out to be some abstract design instead. And I've just made an idiot out of myself staring intently at another woman's chest.

Were I male, I'd NEVER get a date.
Slaps and restraining orders, however? Not a problem.

Comments

[softlywhispered.livejournal.com]

You know, I would have seen the VERY same thing though, and probably started a conv with her on haunting. *laugh*

[elionwyr.livejournal.com]

She was moving fast. :)

[oneagain.livejournal.com]

Minister. Monster. Sometimes there's not much difference.

You can stare at my chest any time. But only because you are a woman.

[elionwyr.livejournal.com]

:D

(Though I mostly like to watch your face.)

[adelheid-p.livejournal.com]

Phew! I'm glad I'm not the only one who sometimes fills in more interesting letters. . . ;-)

[greene-man.livejournal.com]

Happens to me all the time. There was a sign on our street that said "Gutters need cleaning?". I thought it said "Guitars need cleaning?".