Catch-Up #1: Sweet Revenge
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elionwyrI posted just over a week ago about a coworker who was...less than flattering about my physical appearance and questioned why Ferret would be interested in me.
I also noted that I flaunted cleavage at her the next day and said, "This is why."
Which is not the most feminist reaction I could have, and certainly not the full truth. Fact is, Ferret likes my vaguely evil streak, too.
Well. She's an arachanophobe.
But - ya know - TOO easy.
She also has this rather pretty windchime hanging by the entrance to her cubicle. And she gets really annoyed when people walk by and clink it. I assume the annoyance is partly an act, as she's not done as she's threatened and taken said windchime home.
She was on vacation last week.
Leaving her cubicle undefended. Vulnerable. Begging to be messed with.
There are now 6 (cheap - dollar store) windchimes hanging from the ceiling above her desk, so that there's no way she can enter said cubicle without hitting a chime.
Noisy.
Annoying.
Mostly Harmless.
Revenge.
>:)
I also noted that I flaunted cleavage at her the next day and said, "This is why."
Which is not the most feminist reaction I could have, and certainly not the full truth. Fact is, Ferret likes my vaguely evil streak, too.
Well. She's an arachanophobe.
But - ya know - TOO easy.
She also has this rather pretty windchime hanging by the entrance to her cubicle. And she gets really annoyed when people walk by and clink it. I assume the annoyance is partly an act, as she's not done as she's threatened and taken said windchime home.
She was on vacation last week.
Leaving her cubicle undefended. Vulnerable. Begging to be messed with.
There are now 6 (cheap - dollar store) windchimes hanging from the ceiling above her desk, so that there's no way she can enter said cubicle without hitting a chime.
Noisy.
Annoying.
Mostly Harmless.
Revenge.
>:)
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Date: 2003-09-07 12:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-07 09:14 pm (UTC)(DEFINITELY her, not you.)
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Date: 2003-09-07 12:43 pm (UTC)- The Artist Formerly Known as Lord Bastard
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Date: 2003-09-07 09:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-07 12:58 pm (UTC)Save the spiders for when she least expects it.
ie:
On your last day there, hide them in and around her desk so she'll be finding them for weeks to come.
Just a little rememberance of Dusti!
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Date: 2003-09-07 09:13 pm (UTC)I'd never do it.
But it's such a fun fantasy.. :)
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Date: 2003-09-07 01:03 pm (UTC)hehe... another idea.
Date: 2003-09-07 02:02 pm (UTC)Where do you work as a scare at hon? I'm getting into my 4th year as a professional scare, and I am looking forward to it like you cannot beleive.
~Sw
Re: hehe... another idea.
Date: 2003-09-07 09:10 pm (UTC)The only place I'll be actually haunting this year is Castle Blood - http://www.castleblood.com
*siiiigh*
I'm even dreaming about the castle - very very scary indeed.
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Date: 2003-09-07 04:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-08 05:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-08 07:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-08 05:27 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-09-10 07:03 pm (UTC)The more I think about it, do I really have to comment. You know me well enough to guess what I had to say anyway, I'm sure.
Re: evil streak
Gotta side with Ferret on this one. Chicks with an evil streak can be very intriguing. And damn sexy.