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If, um, pr0n involving a GIANTSQUIDGIANTSQUIDGIANTSQUID and a building can count as 'smutty.'
...Hogwarts watched the giant squid approach and felt apprehension well up in his kitchen. "What are you doing?" The words weren't spoken, but they were understood.
"Just trust me," the giant squid replied, caressing Hogwarts' outerwalls...
Gentle Readers, I give you the first OMGWTFBBQ internet smut I've NOT simply forwarded to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
hughcasey..for which he is probably quietly sobbing in relief.
"First Encounter"
Not safe for work or for most architecture.
...Hogwarts watched the giant squid approach and felt apprehension well up in his kitchen. "What are you doing?" The words weren't spoken, but they were understood.
"Just trust me," the giant squid replied, caressing Hogwarts' outerwalls...
Gentle Readers, I give you the first OMGWTFBBQ internet smut I've NOT simply forwarded to
hughcasey..for which he is probably quietly sobbing in relief."First Encounter"
Not safe for work or for most architecture.
