Explanation for today's phone calls

[elionwyr]

Ummm..it was wicked hot at the greenhouse.

So if you received a message today about the vampire apocalypse and calling zombies undead Alzheimer's patients..umm...it was REALLY REALLY HOT today and I was alone for nearly the entire day.

However? I have awesome friends.

Convo snippet:

*ring* *ring*
Hugh: Hello?
Me: WHY ARE YOU AT HOME? You should be outside!
Hugh: I was outside. And as soon as I went out, it started raining. When I came home, the sun came back out.
Me: Oh. Well, it's the vampires, you know. It's a plot. ARE YOU READY FOR THE VAMPIRE APOCALYPSE??
Hugh: I think so, yeah.
Me: *pause* ...Really?
Hugh: Yeah, I have enough wooden things here that I could make into stakes. I think I'm good.

This?
THIS is why it's not just Hugh, it's THE Hugh, thankyouVERYmuch.



(Ok, so I just made the last bit up. But really, he's friggin' awesome.)

(As for the rest of you that have NOT received a crack-smoking phone call from me yet? If your number is in my celphone, your time is coming. If I don't have your digits, you're safe. For now.)

Comments

[h3salthea.livejournal.com]

...then I believe I am safe. For now.

But if you HAD called me with that...it would have made me LOL...

*hugs* Stay outta the heat, s'posed to be worse tomorrow here..don' know about where you are...but then, Pgh in August is Hellish anyways..(and you an hour south? Prob worse..!)

[elionwyr.livejournal.com]

Off today, thank goodness.
But ya know, in general I really think Philly is worse. It's more humid there for longer periods of time. Winter here is, however, much worse.

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

Vampires wouldn't cause an apocalypse. They'd have to live in it. They'd be BORED.

So, phew! We're safe.

[elionwyr.livejournal.com]

See, that's what they WANT you to think!

The Vampire Plot Against Humanity is a many convoluted thing.

Like, the real reason "Buffy" is off the air?

The Vampire Plot Against Humanity.

*nod*

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

Making me more relieved Buffy: Season 8 is getting published (by Dark Horse! Portland-area comics companies represennnnnnnnnnt!).

Plus I'm sure Elvis is still around fighting them. Who built the pyramids? Elvis! Who built Stonehedge? Elvis!

[elionwyr.livejournal.com]

But we all know Elvis - er, "Bubba" - is a vampire...

[hughcasey.livejournal.com]

You did NOT make up that last bit! I really DID say that I have enough wood to make into stakes!

[elionwyr.livejournal.com]

No no, I mean the bit about why you are apparently THE Hugh.

[regalpewter.livejournal.com]

*Random Hug*

YIS,
WRI

[elionwyr.livejournal.com]

Yay!
*enthusiastic hugs back*!

[norda.livejournal.com]

I think you've got my digits.

[My, that sounds filthy in a certain light...]

But yes, I understand solitude + heat = Ridiculous Conversation Theatre. It happens here often enough.

[hughcasey.livejournal.com]

What you call filthy I call a pretty neat idea! ;-)

[norda.livejournal.com]

Some things may be filthy and a neat idea at the same time!