I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that you think should be obvious, but you have no idea about. I promise true answers.
(Because, clearly, I'll do almost ANYTHING to avoid cleaning.)
Funny story: I was 17 at the time, and still a virgin, though quite a bit of a trollop, exhibitionist and shameless flirt.
I got the backstage pass through a radio contest...they asked for letters to Danny saying why "you're his number one fan".
I sent a brief note saying I loved Danny's lyrics and his brilliant insanity and wanted to make him a gift of my virginity. I included a picture. A very...naked...picture.
Well, I won the contest obviously. First thing Danny said to me was "Please take off your shirt. I want to verify your credentials."
Ah, the good old days, when I was young and hawt and completely without inhibitions, morals, or sense. ;)
One thing you will learn about our wonderful Elionwyr is that it is VERY hard to be offensive around her. She is the QUEEN of the inappropriate comment... and I mean that in a GOOD way. She certainly gives as good as she gets. :-)
BTW... Hi, I'm Hugh. I'm around here a lot. You seem like cool people... would you mind if I friend you?
Hi Hugh! Welcome to my insanity... I've been posting about Iran really a lot lately, but feel free to skip those posts. ;)
I am also hurricanegrrl, which describes the insanity of my nine days in New Orleans during Katrina. If you like drunken naked women chasing looters with medieval melee weapons, you might enjoy it. ;)
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I just..wow. That's the kind of story you hear about but it's always a friend-of-a-friend-talking-about-someone-on-the-bus, ya know?
Out of your bellybutton. My hat's off to you.
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I'm new here, so was trying to be relatively non-offensive.
By the way, his teeth are every bit as sharp as they look. I had puncture marks on my neck for weeks. ;)
*nostalgic sigh*
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I was 17 at the time, and still a virgin, though quite a bit of a trollop, exhibitionist and shameless flirt.
I got the backstage pass through a radio contest...they asked for letters to Danny saying why "you're his number one fan".
I sent a brief note saying I loved Danny's lyrics and his brilliant insanity and wanted to make him a gift of my virginity. I included a picture. A very...naked...picture.
Well, I won the contest obviously. First thing Danny said to me was "Please take off your shirt. I want to verify your credentials."
Ah, the good old days, when I was young and hawt and completely without inhibitions, morals, or sense. ;)
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Thanks for telling that story! :D
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One thing you will learn about our wonderful Elionwyr is that it is VERY hard to be offensive around her. She is the QUEEN of the inappropriate comment... and I mean that in a GOOD way. She certainly gives as good as she gets. :-)
BTW... Hi, I'm Hugh. I'm around here a lot. You seem like cool people... would you mind if I friend you?
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I've been posting about Iran really a lot lately, but feel free to skip those posts. ;)
I am also
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