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elionwyr ([personal profile] elionwyr) wrote2009-08-07 12:20 am

a rather wet today

Not surprisingly, spent my day watering plants.

What made today more exciting than usual was the hose being used was exceptionally bad, so it was pretty much wet tank top day on route 40, with extra special let's-spray-Dusti-in-the-face moments with varied leaks. Woohoo!

And then for extra measure, I fell rather dramatically. Which as many of you know isn't necessarily unusual - I have done great wonders in my life to support the theory of gravity. Still, full of suckage.

So, thoroughly soaked, I went over to MWB's house, pulled on an oversized sweatshirt I had in the hearse, dropped my pants, and watched "The Ark in Space." (And really, I think we're pretty much ruined for watching TV with anyone but each other at this point...we're fairly obnoxious with the MST3K'ish comments.)

All good fun, until I had to put my pants back on.

*shudder*

Wet jean shorts? Not a good time.

I'm here having these experiences so you, Gentle Readers, don't have to.
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[identity profile] chris-walsh.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
extra special let's-spray-Dusti-in-the-face moments with varied leaks.

So, those aren't your kinks? *ducks*

To make you feel better, I'll dig out my song "The Lay Men":
Voice #1: Oh no! It’s all gone wrong!
Voice #2: She needs something to go right tonight!
Both #1 and 2: Quick! Summon the Lay Men!

*objects-falling level of noise as the Lay Men scramble into place*

The Lay Men: Hup-hup-hup-hup-hup!

(The Lay Men line up. They’re manly men dressed in kilts, both traditional and UtiliKilt. They wear tight shirts showing off their physiques. Sharp Van Dykes mark their faces. They look determined. They wield dildos.)

The Lay Men: The Lay Men, yes! That’s what we are! Giving sexual healing from near to far!
We feed your need for laying speed! To get you satisfied is our creed!
Your stress, it stinks, so we handle kinks! And when we’re done, you’ll get forty winks!
Your dreams? Fulfilled! Your rest? Like the dead! You’ll feel LOADS better ’cause of what happened in bed!
The Lay Men: Us! You’ll be moved to cuss! We’re ready for you, without any fuss!

*beat chests in unison*
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[identity profile] elionwyr.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
*laugh* Thank you!

And, um, no. Not my kink. Heh!
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[identity profile] chris-walsh.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
P.S. "Ow" on the fall.

I have done great wonders in my life to support the theory of gravity.

My standard line when stuff gets dropped (not when someone falls; it'd be too harsh) is "Good, they paid the gravity bill."
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[identity profile] elionwyr.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
hehehehehe
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[identity profile] hughcasey.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
So, let me get this straight.

Dusti.

Wet t-shirt.

No pants.

...

Photobucket
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[identity profile] elionwyr.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Silly Hugh!

[identity profile] galdrin.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 12:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Pictures!

Dusti, where'd ya put the pictures??

I missed the update where you posted the link to the pictures!!!
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[identity profile] elionwyr.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Noooo pictures! *laugh*
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[identity profile] hughcasey.livejournal.com 2009-08-07 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I agree... there MUST be pictures!