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elionwyr ([personal profile] elionwyr) wrote2012-09-13 07:15 pm
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Work snippet

Phone: *ring*
Me: Yes?
Boss: I'm having trouble finding this item you wanted to order from Office Depot.
Me: ORLY?
Boss: You wrote down 'desk ponies - 1 box assorted.'
Me: *giggle*
Boss: What exactly is that?
Me: Well. You know. I thought an assortment of full sized ponies would be too large for the office.
Boss: The number doesn't work.
Me: And full sized pony poop wouldn't be so easy to clean up. So. Desk ponies.
Boss: *silence*
Me: Um. So. Never mind on that order.


(...I'm really not sure she caught on.)
(OTOH, if I get fired for trying to order desk ponies, that shit is BRAGGING rights.)

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