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elionwyr ([personal profile] elionwyr) wrote2010-07-31 01:00 pm

Zookeeper Tales: Pornchilla

As Scooter started to demonstrate his male virility more and more to anyone that would pay attention, I received an unexpected email from my mother. Attached was a photograph of not-so-little Scooter enthusiastically…ummm…let’s say he was overgrooming his manhood.

I’ve never seen anything like this (though a quick look around the Intarwebz shows the practice has been rather thoroughly documented). And so of course I had to share the picture immediately with my then-husband and my housemate.

Jason’s reaction: “Why is there a pornchilla on my computer?”

David...well, he didn’t say much at the time. Later, however, he walked into the mini zoo where he also worked, and found a gaggle of women surrounding a chinchilla’s cage.

“What’s going on?”

“What the heck is he DOING?”

“Oh. He’s masturbating.”

“How do you KNOW that?”

“Well..I have this picture on my comp..u…ter…Oh, crap.”

And thusly did my attempt to educate my housemate and coworker result in my near-death.


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[identity profile] chris-walsh.livejournal.com 2010-07-31 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Interesting (at least to me): I've looked at a reasonable amount of porn, but as far as I remember I looked at none of it while I was dating her. She wasn't that keen on it, though she likes sex and nudity (she's gone to at least one Oregon Country Fair topless -- "Didn't you know? I have the world's most perfect breasts! I was told this several times!" -- and I was amused years later when she complained about the not-really-nudity of both Beowulf and Grendel's mother in the Robert Zemeckis Beowulf). I figure I was getting sex and nudity in my real life finally and so I'd focused on that. :-)
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[identity profile] elionwyr.livejournal.com 2010-07-31 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! Wise - and lucky - man!
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[identity profile] chris-walsh.livejournal.com 2010-07-31 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
If I'm so wise about nudity and sex, why haven't I had more? :-P I can do something about that!

(But the most recent woman I was interested in turned out to be interested in women. And particularly attached to one, so things were even less likely. THIS HAD BETTER NOT BECOME A HABIT OF MINE.)
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[identity profile] elionwyr.livejournal.com 2010-07-31 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
From your lips, honey, to the gods' ears! *mwah*
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[identity profile] chris-walsh.livejournal.com 2010-07-31 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
By the way, as a reminder, here she is. Still cute. Though NOT a "friend with benefits." We don't go there.