My husband wore a pocket protector on our first blind date. Yes, really.

And I looked at it and said to myself "Well! At least he's not wearing a calculator strapped to his belt!" which he wasn't.

And we went out to eat, and it came time to pay the bill... and lo! he had a CALCULATOR WATCH!!!! I almost cracked up right then and there, but didn't because i didn't want to have to explain.

We've since discussed it, though, and we both think it's pretty funny.