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Explanation for today's phone calls
Ummm..it was wicked hot at the greenhouse.
So if you received a message today about the vampire apocalypse and calling zombies undead Alzheimer's patients..umm...it was REALLY REALLY HOT today and I was alone for nearly the entire day.
However? I have awesome friends.
Convo snippet:
*ring* *ring*
Hugh: Hello?
Me: WHY ARE YOU AT HOME? You should be outside!
Hugh: I was outside. And as soon as I went out, it started raining. When I came home, the sun came back out.
Me: Oh. Well, it's the vampires, you know. It's a plot. ARE YOU READY FOR THE VAMPIRE APOCALYPSE??
Hugh: I think so, yeah.
Me: *pause* ...Really?
Hugh: Yeah, I have enough wooden things here that I could make into stakes. I think I'm good.
This?
THIS is why it's not just Hugh, it's THE Hugh, thankyouVERYmuch.
(Ok, so I just made the last bit up. But really, he's friggin' awesome.)
(As for the rest of you that have NOT received a crack-smoking phone call from me yet? If your number is in my celphone, your time is coming. If I don't have your digits, you're safe. For now.)
So if you received a message today about the vampire apocalypse and calling zombies undead Alzheimer's patients..umm...it was REALLY REALLY HOT today and I was alone for nearly the entire day.
However? I have awesome friends.
Convo snippet:
*ring* *ring*
Hugh: Hello?
Me: WHY ARE YOU AT HOME? You should be outside!
Hugh: I was outside. And as soon as I went out, it started raining. When I came home, the sun came back out.
Me: Oh. Well, it's the vampires, you know. It's a plot. ARE YOU READY FOR THE VAMPIRE APOCALYPSE??
Hugh: I think so, yeah.
Me: *pause* ...Really?
Hugh: Yeah, I have enough wooden things here that I could make into stakes. I think I'm good.
This?
THIS is why it's not just Hugh, it's THE Hugh, thankyouVERYmuch.
(Ok, so I just made the last bit up. But really, he's friggin' awesome.)
(As for the rest of you that have NOT received a crack-smoking phone call from me yet? If your number is in my celphone, your time is coming. If I don't have your digits, you're safe. For now.)
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