My version of pillow talk:
My stomach: *guuuurgle*
Me: Ooops. Sorry. Sounded like distant thunder.
Me: Ya know, it's always surprising to me how long it takes food to digest. Until you vomit. Then it's all 'HORK HORK HORRRK oh thank heavens I didn't eat todayHORRRRRK oops apparently I did..yay cheese!... but why does it taste sweet now? Wow that's disgusting...HORRRRRK!' Heh!
Bones: ...So I inspire you to talk about vomit. Great.
Me: No no my stomach did, because I don't really think I'm hungry but that was quite a grumble from it, and digestion is kinda...interesting...and...um..
Me: I loooooove you.
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