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My version of pillow talk:

My stomach: *guuuurgle*

Me: Ooops. Sorry. Sounded like distant thunder.

Bones: ...

Me: Ya know, it's always surprising to me how long it takes food to digest. Until you vomit. Then it's all 'HORK HORK HORRRK oh thank heavens I didn't eat todayHORRRRRK oops apparently I did..yay cheese!... but why does it taste sweet now? Wow that's disgusting...HORRRRRK!' Heh!

Bones: ...So I inspire you to talk about vomit. Great.

Me: No no my stomach did, because I don't really think I'm hungry but that was quite a grumble from it, and digestion is kinda...interesting...and...um..

Bones: ....

Me: I loooooove you.

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Date: 2012-11-06 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coyotegoth.livejournal.com
That's one for Sophie, right there :P

Date: 2012-11-06 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eustaciavye.livejournal.com
You'd think Bones would be used to this by now :D

Date: 2012-11-06 06:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] collacentaur.livejournal.com
1) You are so the secret twin of The Bloggess.

2) I'm so glad I'm not the only one who has that kind of conversation.

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