Boss: I'm having trouble finding this item you wanted to order from Office Depot.
Boss: You wrote down 'desk ponies - 1 box assorted.'
Boss: What exactly is that?
Me: Well. You know. I thought an assortment of full sized ponies would be too large for the office.
Boss: The number doesn't work.
Me: And full sized pony poop wouldn't be so easy to clean up. So. Desk ponies.
Me: Um. So. Never mind on that order.
(...I'm really not sure she caught on.)
(OTOH, if I get fired for trying to order desk ponies, that shit is BRAGGING rights.)
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