Jan. 1st, 2012

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setting: Bones' new car
apparently innocent activity: playing with my new phone


Me: So hey, how do you...?
*phone falls into crevice between seat and cup holder*
*awkward silence*
Me : So when you drop your phone, it fits really well down this crack here..
Bones: Uh-huh.
Me: Just so you know. *pause* Ooh, I think I see it!
*hand slides into crack*
Me : squeak! Um. I think I'll wait until we stop.
Bones: Why?
Me: There's something furry under my seat. Was this car checked for tribbles?
Bones: I'm pretty sure the vehicle came certified tribble-free.
Me: You might want to call the dealership, just to be sure..
Bones: ...

As it turned out, the only way to reach the phone was to go in from behind. Insert gratuitous Star Wars reference here. Never found the tribble, but I plan to blame him for all the adult entertainment phone calls that are about to show up on my phone bill.

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